February 2012
Anonymous asked: do you think david luiz ´;a good player?
butthorn:
I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
The next oldest actor to win an Oscar will be...
“MEH.”
– Billy Crystal; also everyone else watching Billy Crystal (via hughjackedman)
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be cruel to me
‘cause i’m a fool for you
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Sua capacidade criativa aumenta imensamente quando...
gay person: I'm gay
white girl: excuse u I find the word "gay" offensive please use the term "heterosexuality challenged"
kissedmequiteinsane:
A moment of silence because Harry Potter has gone ten years without an Oscar.
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Congrats to Octavia :3
person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg
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Conheci pessoas que um dia chamei de amigos e hoje...
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Leave everything til sunday
Don’t do it sunday
hipsterwavves:
I enjoy long walks on the Internet.
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Quando você entra em um Tumblr com música e o...
mafagafosvoando:
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me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
me: lol no I'm not a fan I'm his wife
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Frank Lampard is the only midfield player to score...
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi im twice your age
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L I D E R A B I L I D A D E.
Anonymous asked: meu time meteu SEIS kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
De 1x0 a 1x0 o Corinthians vai ficando cada vez...